justvdifferent (justvdifferent) wrote,

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Misunderestimated Nuclear Power Pants is Becoming More Few

I think this is an old internet meme, but I just enlightened myself to its existence today, so it's still fresh and funny to me. A humorous political poem composed entirely of choice Bushisms. Yay!

Holy fuck, how I laughed. Idiot Bush-man may have an intelligence that is surpassed often- but damn, it is never truly matched.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen,
And uncertainty,
And potential mential losses.

Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet,
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish,
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did *grins widely*

'Til next time!
Sayounara, and fare thee well!
S&Mel, your Dark Lizardy Queen
Tags: angry lefty amusement, bushisms, the butchery of language as we know it
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